I
don't like him
I hate his vestments
He was just a reactionary
He made the nuns escape in
fish barrels
Martin Luther came over
and said
"Where's the basement"
I said "Why"
And he said "Beer"
I knew back in his day
They kept it in the cellar
That's how they got on
What I didn't get was why
Didn't he know the cellar
Was below the floor
He consummated his
marriage
While his friends held the
bed
Up at shoulder height
That's how they got it on
In fish barrels what an
escape
Thomas Aquinas was on the
lam
When he wrote the
Institutes
By "Institutes" I refer to
the series of
Adam Robinson lives in Baltimore, MD, where he runs Publishing Genius Press. His first collection of poems, Adam Robison and Other Poems, is forthcoming from Narrow House. He writes for the Internet Literature Magazine Blog of the Future, http://www.htmlgiant.com.